KILLER BUNNIES
BY SSMARKS
“I got it.”
“What?”
“The perfect army to conquer the world.”
“...O...K... And what is this perfect army.”
“Bunnies.”
“Bunnies?”
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“They reproduce like mad. One goes down ten more take its place.”
“Bunnies aren't aggressive.”
“They are mutated, ill tempered bunnies.”
“What?”
“That will make people tremble in fear.”
“More like die of laughter.”
“You don't think it'll work?”
“No. Why on earth should it?”
“Well I thought it was good.”
“You would.”
“......”
“Now what?”
“How about prairie dogs?”
“I won't even dignify that with a response.”
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2 comments:
ROFL
Niiice.
hey, it worked for monty python...plus, you get that element of surprise. (c:
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